How not to host a gothic tea party

dubdobdee:

is the official remix of ‘We Belong Together’ by Mariah Carey YES I KNOW IT IS SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS OLD BUT I AM LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW IE: TIMETRAVELLING SO SHUT UP. Anyway, it’s essentially a set of tricks pulled out of one bag and flung haphazardly into another but from the 90s beat to the…

We should make time-travelling this year’s thing!

 But then how would we maintain objectivity? Space-time is a subjective construct! This is why I can never review the Led Zeppellin back catalogue and recent films about Woodstock put the very fabric of the universe at risk.

/science.